Happy Diwali Captain Vaibhav Gupta

It’s been a great Diwali having spent it with my parents after almost 7 years! It was also supposed to be a family holiday with my younger brother also coming home. He is a Captain in the Indian Army currently posted somewhere in J&K.

Diwali was on 26^th and he had come to Delhi on 15^th for a one month long annual leave. On 16^th October (his birthday for which my parents had made some plans), he got a call from his unit in the morning asking him to rejoin since his holiday had been cancelled. By evening, he had left. Me and my wife reached Delhi on 22^nd as scheduled only to find that he had gone to some secluded position high up in the Himalayas where even mobile connectivity is absent. Its two days after Diwali and he continues to be there.

On the 26^th, he made a call to us for a minute from a wireless system and I asked what he was doing up there…at temperatures even below minus 20 degree Celsius…and his reply was “Protecting you”. While politicians debate on the relevance of ASFPA, has anyone really thought about the army men who are getting affected by this act? Just like my brother who makes me proud (I actually feel blood rushing through me at double speed when I think of him) there are thousands of soldiers who would give anything to spend time with families at least on festivals. It’s the threats that lurk on our borders and even inside our country which prevents this.

This post dedicated to my brother who is giving everything just to make sure that we enjoy our festivals.

Jai Hind!

Water Mining – Making money out of nothing!

One glance on the roads of Bangalore at any time during the day or the night and you will not miss the tankers carrying water around. So I decided that coming back from this hiatus, they seem to be what I should put a post on…

Selling water is a good business in this city. All you need is a bore-well which costs around Rs.1 lakh including the money that you give (illegal of course) to various government departments. According to a leading daily, 40 borewells are dug in this city everyday! That is one number which is hard to digest for a state which has scarcity of water…. Back to the business, you can hire 2-3 water tankers by paying around Rs.1000 per day to the owner. The rest of the costs go as below:

Daily costs per tanker:

Tanker Hire charges	Rs.1000
Driver Commission	Rs.500
Assistant Commission	Rs.200
Diesel	Rs.1000
Electricity cost (per day per tanker)	Rs.500
Total Cost per day	Rs.3,200

Truthfully, there are no other costs on a monthly basis because tanker maintenance is done by the owner of the tanker. If working 25 days per month, this translates to a total cost of Rs.80,000 per tanker per month.

Now lets talk about the sales. Typically, a tanker does around 10 rounds to predestined places everyday. One tanker of water costs around Rs.500 (can go up in case of scarcity but never comes below this). So that means a daily sale of Rs.5000 per day or Rs.1,25,000 per month translating to a profit of Rs.45,000 per month per tanker for a borewell owner. Have around 3 such tankers working for you (that’s the average that I have seen) and you are making a cool Rs.1.5 lakhs per month (or around $3,300 per month) at a total investment of Rs.1 lakh and you are doing nothing! Call any of these water businesses and you will most probably reach a lady in a house who will only take a message or address if you want water somewhere.

Understanding the business, now to the point I am trying to make. Water is a natural resource and just like any other natural resource (except sun and wind) it is bound to deplete unless measures are taken to ensure conservation. None of these businesses that I have spoken about above pay any taxes on the profits they make. Officially, for the government, they don’t exist! (Obviously a typical BBMP official or Water Board official here pays a bribe of few lakhs to get a juicy posting and they will make a lot more money than that.) And the density of these businesses is few ten’s in every square kilometre if the city.

While our governments are trying to regulate everything under the sun, what I believe that they need to regulate is this mushrooming market of illegal water mining which is depleting us of much more than we can comprehend. Start putting a mining royalty on each of these businesses and possibly regulate the upward price movements so that consumers are not hit to the extent since profits are anyway being made in good measure.

Use the royalty money to implement water conservation schemes across the city to ensure that while we use water which is required, we don’t start missing it after few years.

Anyone listening?